Hey, 14 year old troubled fangirl… not much else about me so… yea
it’s odd, but reading through the books you can see how JK was setting it up for Fred and Hermione
UNTIL SHE KILLED HIM
When people say “IM CRYING” are you really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE
Piece of shit
No one want you
I wanna see how many of my followers go through this and I wanna say I’m proud of you because after all that You are still here and fighting